do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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