I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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