Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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