So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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