I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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