doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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