This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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