I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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