Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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