CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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