So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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