We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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