Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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