He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I want to fling myself into the sun
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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