You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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