Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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