thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
