you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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