butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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