yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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