would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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