Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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