i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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