Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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