You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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