OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Pants are for mortals
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
