I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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