I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
