I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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