If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I love you.
Bad choice
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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