Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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