Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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