i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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