No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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