is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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