he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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