yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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