i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I want you more than these girls want KFC
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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