it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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