that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Randomize
