College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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