i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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