I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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