After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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