are you still at the devil's house?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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