I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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