Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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