Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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