i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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