I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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