shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
where are my eyebrows?
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