I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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