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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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