she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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