this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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