I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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