We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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