I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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