Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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