STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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