In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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